fudgie frottage

FUDGIE FROTTAGE
EMCEE
The Man with "The Biggest Balls in Show Business". Fudgie was discovered quite accidentally by Versace in 1996 while felching Donatella in a K-Hole, afterhours in his Miami showroom. Heavily influenced by the late 60's (free love) and early 70's (free drugs) Fudgie dreams of bringing the Fudgie Frottage Revue to Vegas with the help of his brilliant manager, Lu Read.

Television:
The Tyra Banks Show, 2005; Dog Eat Dog (NBC), 2003; The Maury Povitch Show, 1999; Reality Check, SF cable, 2001; Canned Peaches, SF cable, 2000; Lavender Lounge, 1996
  Movies:
Lulu Gets a Facelift, Marc Huestis, 2006; El Presidente, Anne Geezman/ ISW, 2005; Strap 'Em Down, Ann Meredith, 2002; Virtue, Esther Paik/Camera Obscura, 1997; Gendernauts - Monica Treut, 1997
  Discography:
Cock of the Bay, single, 2007; Sweet Pee, single 2004; To Sir Fudgie With Love, single 2003; Mama Told Me Not to Cum, single, 2001; BiValves for Breakfast, with the Androgyneous Androids, 2001; Porn Star, single, 2000
myspace.com/ffudgie
The Indra THE INDRA as THE INDRO vs THE INDRA
MC/FEMMECEE
The Indra is an international performance artist who travels across the US, Canada, and Europe to spread her unique brand of comedy. Her signature acts include performing bizarre monologues over song, wheelchair dancing, he/she characters, and stripping out of a gorilla costume. "What I've learned most from working with these Kings is: if it doesn't look phallic enough, turn it sideways." For more information please go to www.theindra.com.
Papa Don Preech "PAPA" DON PREECH
SFDK13 WINNER SOLO KING
This old timer is filled with glee to leave the retirement home for the night to make his debut on the SFDK stage. If he looks familiar though, you may have seen him in his younger years in a guest spot on Magnum P.I., or perhaps you chatted with his longtime "friend", international financier and part-time magician, Aloysius D'Licious at last years contest. At any rate, he's hoping his arthritis won't flare up so he can put on a good show for all you youngsters!
FELLA FEM
SFDK13 WINNER TROUPE
is a drag-based art performance troupe with loads of performance experience,who's goal is to blur the lines of gender with sharp, intellectual, hard to forget, ultimately sexy, all-female, art, drag, theater, dance, comedy, and burlesque. Fearless leader Dicky Long is committed to giving queer female, queer gendered and trans artists a regular venue in which to show art work and perform. fellafem.com
del toro DELICIO DEL TORO
SFDK13 1st RUNNER-UP
SFDK12 2nd RUNNER-UP
El Rey de Sucio y Queer
This tall, dark, and handsome café con leche heartthrob was kicked out of Menudo for one too many culo shaking escandalos! A recovering catholic school boy turned Chippendale, Delicio Del Toro, has a weakness for cupcakes, uniforms, and musicals. He currently shoots his gaywad throughout the Trans Francisco Gay Area having a flabulously fagtastic time with various chunky hunks and chub chasers. www.myspace.com/mrdeltoro
Dexter James1 DEXTER JAMES
SFDK13 2nd RUNNER-UP
Making his drag king debut!
This young gentleman can be found getting down
to the late-night funky beats of San Francisco.
He enjoys placing pennies face-up around his neighborhood
and the music of James Brown.
He is here to dance!
HANK ZALEN
SFDK13 BEST LIPSYNCH, HONORABLE MENTION
Hank Zalen started doing drag on stage in '97 in Yellow Springs, OH. He moved on to become a Columbus, OH Royal Renegade and performed with them there for years before moving back to San Francisco where he now resides.
MANNY NUFF
SFDK13 BEST NAME, HONORABLE MENTION
Started kinging in 2007 at colleges and drag king competitions in New York City and Brooklyn. He then moved to Washington, DC for a job and spent a year as a DC King, performing at their monthly shows and occasionally with the DC Gurly Show. Manny has also performed with the East Bay Kings, the Charm City Boys in Baltimore, and at IDKE Dragdom in Vancouver. Now Manny is a permanent resident of the Bay Area and looks forward to many performance opportunities to come.
Seimen Marcus SEIMEN MARCUS
SFDK13 BEST ASS, HONORABLE MENTION
The prettiest rent boy in SF, maybe the world! He's only 19, and he's only "gay for pay" ladies. He loves top-shelf clothes, and top-shelf hos. He's looking for a sugar momma who can help him support his habit ( for couture) . So if you want Seiman all over you, just put in a word to Fudgie, and he can hook it up!
Electro ELECTRO, THE POP N' LOCK KING
SPECIAL GUEST
Crowned Winner in 2000 at SFDK5 at King Street Garage, Electro returns to San Francisco after 8 years, 7 of which have been spent in New York City, thrilling crowds in the subway. His dance moves are unparalleled, but when defeated by a one-legged Michael Jackson impersonator, Electro turned to the powers of crystal healing; his dance has taken an interpretive, abstract direction in an effort to find his inner Centaur. Electro promises to take the audience on a fantastical trip with him. www.casholman.com.
Aiken FAKIN' AIKEN
SFDK12 1st RUNNER-UP SOLO KING
The only Drag King Clay Aiken impersonator and the best Clay Aiken Drag King impersonator! Fakin' Aiken aka Rock Candy is proud to be the reigning SF Drag King (since Pete Sake, proud expatriate, has taken up residence in the UK). Just like Clay Aiken has become the most successful male and the most successful runner-up in American Idol's history; Fakin Aiken will become the most successful male impersonator and runner-up in American Drag King Contest history. Be forewarned: underwear will be tossed onstage during this stud's performance!
PACMEN
SFDK12 WINNER TROUPE
The Pacmen are five hot brothers from different mothers who stand up for equal rights, the environment and the opportunity to make "pac-king" a household word. G-Luv, John Layher, Lustin Justin, Mikey Lykesit and Valentino are at your service with sexy smiles and moves that will make you scream for more! www.kingsofdrag.com
Kitty Kitty Bang Bang KITTY KITTY BANG BANG
The brainchild of the three Le Bang Sisters: Darlin', Honey, and Sweetie and who draw upon their collective experience in the performing and circus arts to create the most entertaining spectacles around. They pride themselves in bringing fresh, funny and often risque elements to entertainment. Kitty Kitty Bang Bang combines skilled dance and aerial acrobatics, or "trap-tease" unparalleled in the Burlesque world. www.kittykittybangbang.com/
jay walker JAY WALKER
SFDK10 WINNER SOLO KING
MR. TRANNYSHACK 2004

Growing up wearing sequins and spandex, Jay Walker choreographed the majority of his fag-drag repertoire while lip-synching to Wham! at slumber parties. A life-long connoisseur of bedazzled man-thongs, Jay Walker enjoys dirty glam, choreography, and tear-away pants. He has founded troupes in St. Louis and San Francisco, is the subject of the documentary "Jaywalking", and is currently performing with many fabulous kings around the San Francisco Bay Area and beyond. www.myspace.com/kingjaywalker
shack SHACK "THE SHACK" SHACKWELL
is frequently mistaken for Hulk Hogan or Dog The Bounty Hunter. Shack has MC'd many SF Drag King Contests, has appeared at Transfusion Smackdown, and Trannyshack. In real life Shack "The Shack" Shackwell is actor, singer and director: Laurie Bushman
Sister Roma SISTER ROMA
JUDGE
The Most Photographed Nun in the World,
2008 marks my 21th year as one of the most outspoken and highly visibile members of San Francisco's Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, Inc. I've been the MC on the main stage at the SF Pride Celebration and The Folsom Street Fair, as well as hosting/mc'ing and performing all over the Country. You may have heard me on KMEL or 92.7, seen me in an MTV video or on CNN or as Co-host of the Tim and Roma show. You can read me in my bi-weekly column, Drag It!, in Gloss Magazine (sfgloss.com). I strive for the adoration of others. I love to laugh -- if you can make me laugh, I'm all yours. I also like gifts of cash and jewelery and will accept bribes from contestants. www.myspace.com/sisterroma
Buck Naked BUCK NAKED
JUDGE
SFDK11 WINNER SOLO KING
Buck started his drag king career with the Sacramento based troupe the Kings of Drag. In the past 3 years, he has performed from San Francisco to Los Angeles . Buck now performs solo and you can find his act just about anywhere folks want to see him. Buck took first place solo act in the 11th Annual San Francisco Drag King Contest and is Sacramento ’s Best Drag King. Buck is ranked number 4 world wide in the Mollywood Awards. Whether he’s a thug or a sharp dressed lady’s man, Buck is the man with the smooth moves and sexy grooves. www.beep.com/members/bucknakeddragking/
Simone De La Ghetto SIMONE De La GETTO
JUDGE
Named One of the "10 Sexiest People in the Bay Area" by the SF Guardian, Simone is the Founder/Artistic Director of the award winning Harlem Shake Burlesque named 'Best Burlesque Troupe 2004' by the SF Bay Guardian, SF Weekly, and winners at the Miss Exotic World Pageant's 'Best Burlesque Troupe' category in 2004. These women are capturing a time forgotten while giving an unforgettable performance and changing history one shake at a time! www.myspace.com/simonedelagetto.
THE MIGHTY SLIM PICKINS THE MIGHTY SLIM PICKINS
are a San Francisco based, all-female, self-proclaimed "what-the-fuck-abilly" band. They're a queer blend of vintage country, rockabilly and pure camp. A little bit heartache and a little bit hardcore with international backwoods appeal and a whole lotta power chords. Upright Bass - Roxane Chicoine, Drums - Ace Anderson, Lead Guitar - Jen Gandy, Lead Guy Vocals - Leigh Crow, Lead Doll Vocals - Nettie Hammar www.myspace.com/mightyslimpickins
Junita More

JUANITA MORE!
SPECIAL GUEST DJ
"Best Mistress of Motown" according to The SF Bay Guardians' Best of the Bay 2008. She's stunning, rowdy and extraordinarily outrageous - she is the cultural attaché of the shadows. Her silver DJ bag is cunt. Drag Queen DJ Juanita MORE! lays down a mix of underground tech house, electro, disco classics, lip-sync favorites and dirty baselines.

www.juanitamore.com/

Momma's boyz THE MOMMA'S BOYZ
SFDK10 WINNERS TROUPE
Alex U. Inn and Mark E. Luv's sole intention is to entertain you with "all the way live" performances -- no lipsyncing! Their style is Old Skool, Hip Hop from the 70's & 80's. Music that has the clean, pure funk sound that defines the Momma's Boyz. Complete with their vintage addidas & their fine dancers 'The Groove' MBZ guarantee to rock the house! Photo Credit: Ellen Frances
L. Ron Hubby L. RON HUBBY
SFDK11 BEST COSTUME
He's not afraid of cuddly koalas, as long as they're just stuffed animals and it's not too dark out. Turn-ons: daytime TV, fuzzy toilet seat covers, voyages of self-discovery, clear thinking, day-old pastries, kitty cats, primal screaming and clean socks. Turn-offs: long lines at the bank, mean people, anti-Scientology propaganda, and big, scary dogs.
Mr Wu Her and The Four Skins MR. WU HER & THE FOUR SKINS
are two wandering vagabonds. The charming rascal Mr. Wu clenched the SFDK11 title in 2006 for best troupe with the Slickk Bois of Sacramento. Fair Simon Bigsby, the young runaway, will be making his drag debut!! Together with a few of the friends they have met along the way, the two scoundrels are hustling their way towards the streets of San Francisco.
Tuffnstuff TUFFNSTUFF
Drag King of the Blues is the illegitimate love baby of Eartha Kitt and Howling Wolf and the brain-child of BKLYN to SF transplant, multi-instrumentalist and singer-songwriter Kali Boyce. TuffNStuff is a soul singin', guitar slingin' bonafied traveling blues man! He was born singing and started playing guitar when he was 'knee-high to a grasshopper'. TuffNStuff plays the 'Queer Blues' for you: a delta blues flavored mix of tunes in 'gut-bucket' style (slide on a resonator guitar)! TuffNStuff is the ONE and ONLY Drag King/Blues Man! With "Lish Lash" on electric upright 5 string bass, Maria Medina on conga.
THE EAST BAY KINGS CLUB THE EAST BAY KINGS CLUB
The only weekly Drag King show in the Bay Area
Features some of the hottest, most talented drag kings and faux queens on the Left Coast. They create sizzlin' shows that are inclusive and open to awesome performers of all sizes, races, ages and identities. The kings also travel all over the Bay, making appearances at Pride, fundraisers and Bay Area universities. The troupe is over one and a half years old and the performers have over 20 years of collective experience in drag performance. Tonight President Tommy Salami, Vice President Jack Strap, and troupe members Il Nocturnal, Gabe Oi and Dante Demoan are proud to take the stage at the SF Drag King Contest. We're gonna blow you away! www.eastbaykingsclub.com
DJ'S D.I.E. (Digital Intelligence Extreme)
RESIDENT DJ'S CHEZ BADUNKADUNK
This duo mixes: 80's, hip-hop, mash-ups, metal, industrial, pop, techno, goth, rock, glam, drum n' bass, ambient, punk, trance, and northern soul. Psychically, they know what you want to dance to! djs.die.com
Scuttle SCUTTLE
SFDK13 SPOKESMODEL
Terrier Diva & Treat Slut. www.dogster.com/dogs/38525
Melinda Adams MELINDA ADAMS
Melinda Adams loves event producing and has shown this in event assistance for the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence, drag queen and drag king groups, burlesque troupes, sex workers, film makers, and underground art. She has produced and stage managed for over 100 events and mothered and nagged thousands of artists. She has never meet a creative person she didn't like.
lu read LU READ
Lu has been promoting clubs since 1988, teaming acts like The Del Rubio Triplets with The Popstitutes (a very Cockettes-esque performance group started by Diet Popstitute, founder of Klubstitute.) In ‘93, Lu masterminded Merkinstock as a West Coast response to Lady Bunny’s NY Wigstock, featuring performers like Justin Bond, Pearl E. Gates, Elvis Herselvis, Arturo Galster, Jerome Caja and more! With So many talented Queens and a growing number of Kings anxious to entertain, DragStrip was launched as a monthly showcase of both Drag and Strip/Burlesque acts -- to top it off a Fetish Lounge, “Dungeons and Drag Queens” was incorporated. DragStrip debuted at The Transmission Theatre, SF in ‘95 and later moved to the DNA Lounge. In ‘97 Lu/DragStrip produced The 2nd Annual SF Drag King Contest as part of a benefit for Les Feinberg called “More For Les”, organized by Jordy Jones of Club Confidential. Lu has produced every SFDK Contest since! Read also hosted a niteclub talk show called Throne in the upstairs backroom of the DNA Lounge with featured guests like Mo B. Dick, Murray Hill, Dred, and more. Lu now focuses on special events and has hosted, produced or co-produced countless, memorable parties and fundraisers including: Mondo Porno with NY club promoter Editrix Abby and Chez Badunkadunk . Lu doubles as Fudgie Frottage’s manager. If you’d like to buy Lu a niteclub or cabaret, or you need to book Fudgie, please contact him at: LuReadThis@sbcglobal.net
			
			
			
Past Performers
Pete Sake PETE SAKE
SFDK12 WINNER SOLO KING
Pete is 'gutted' not to be able to be there in person. He's sending all his love from London Town. Good luck to all the fellas in the contest. And thanks to Rock Candy for taking over the kingly responsibilities.
jay walker RUSTY HIPS
Rusty Hips is a major titleholder: SFDK7 (‘02), Mr. Trannyshack 2003, and Mr. Club Fab 2001. He is Renowned for his flawless Billy Idol impersonation, which he will revise for this year's contest! He is also known to moonlight as San Bernadino Joe. Rusty's style oozes with humor, dance, gymnast and wrestling moves – this King has it all -- he's even a major stockholder in KFC. Last year Rusty partook in a Drag Tour/ Pub Crawl of Dublin, where he was frequently mistaken for a leprechaun -- he remains full of lucky charm!

Film:
Trannyshack, The Movie, 2005 Karma, The Movie, 2005 Strap 'Em Down, Ann Meredith, 2002
MARTIN, The Grand Daddy of Drag Kings
SPECIAL GUEST
Shelly Mars created her drag character, Martin in SF 20 years ago. She has since moved to NY to pursue her acting career. Her original one-woman shows include, Sex on Mars, Whiplash, Tales of a tomboy and How should I live ? Her film and TV credits include, VenusBoyz, Kids in the Hall, Comedy Centrals "Out there in Hollywood", Real Sex on HBO, Drag KINGS, Virgin Machine, Hayseed, (co-starring with Scott Thompson) and Drop Dead Rock (where she co-starred with Debbie Harry and Adam Ant). Her work has been written and published in such books as Deviant Eyes and Deviant Bodies, The Drag king book, Sex Tips and Creating your own Monologue. Ms. Mars is presently a subject in a feature length documentary, titled The Dark Matter of Mars". She currently teaches performance workshops at various College universities and studios throughout NYC. www.shellymars.com
clitorius maximus ELVIS HERSELVIS AKA CLITORIUS MAXIMUS
Internationally known as the King of Drag Kings, Elvis Herselvis, aka Artist Formerly known as Elvis Herselvis, as well as numerous other pseudonyms, Leigh Crow has been performing drag since '89. Leigh has hosted many SF Drag King Contests and now sings with The Mighty Slim Pickins and The Whoa Nellies.
HOWIE WEENIS
SFDK6
Howie Weenis is a senior at Jefferson High. He is president of the Latin Club, Newspaper Editor-in-chief, founder of the Modern Dance Squad, and works the buzzer at basketball games. Mr. Weenis is a Pisces and is currently single (but not opposed to long term relationships.) His heroes include Einstein and Bill Gates but secretly wishes he was Tommy Lee or Alvin Ailey. Howie spends most of his free time watching classic 80's movies and collecting coins.
rusty hips GINA SCHOCK
SPECIAL CELEBRITY GUEST DJ
Rock Star, Go-Go's drummer, "chick with sticks" is gonna spin some killer 80's, punk and rock & roll for your dancing pleasure! www.gogos.com/
Animal Prufrock ANIMAL PRUFROCK
SPECIAL GUEST JUDGE
Born and raised in Queens New York – Animal Prufrock has been spewing art all over the US, Canada and Europe for the past 15 years. As a powerful and radical feminist performance artist/musican, Animal is noted for her work with bitch and animal as well as writing, directing and composing a musical based on the comic strip Hothead Paisan: Homicial Lesbian Terrorist. Animal currently resides in sunny Gay, USA – otherwise known as San Francisco and is the musical director for a childrens theater school. She is also in pre-production for a new record which is due out next year... www.animalsfarm.net/
Arty Fishal ARTY FISHAL
SFDK3
Leslie Einhorn is a writer, performer, and teacher who moonlights as drag king Arty Fishal. Arty won SF Drag King '98. He went on to be featured on television shows including Evening Magazine, Maury Povich, and Dick Clark's The Other Half. Ms. Einhorn is the director of CASA, a children's theater program. She teaches "Inner Man" workshops through the all women Shakespeare company, Women's Will.
COOPER LEE BOMBARDIER COOPER LEE BOMBARDIER
SFDK2
After living in San Francisco for nine years, Cooper has relocated to Santa Fe, New Mexico. Cooper Lee is a transgender visual artist, writer, performer, sometimes actor and host of a monthly queer and trans performance cabaret in Santa Fe called LISP. Cooper has performed and shown visual art extensively in the Bay Area, and has performed across the country both with Sister Spit and by himself. Cooper appears on the cover of The Drag King Book, a famous image by Mr. Del LaGrace Volcano that has turned up in all sorts of weird places, such as Strange Universe, and Sex and the City (sorry Sarah, that ain't a sock!)
wood WOOD
These hard rockin', 70's metal rocker-gods will smoke your gender-bent soul. Check out Holden WOOD and Stain'd WOOD on screaming guitars, Major WOOD raging on vocals and heavy pounding drums and bass by Dog WOOD and Tim Burr. Rock out with the wildest, hardest and hairiest kings in show business! "Hard ROCK Fake COCK!" woodkings.com/
Monsieur Bernerd Incrediballs MONSIEUR BERNERD INCREDIBALLS
"BALL MANIPULATOR"
SPECIAL GUEST FROM PARIS, FRANCE

Freshly escaped from the grip of his lovely mother, he has discovered that Paris is not the only place in the world ! Slightly shy, he is burning to charm all that is…
Webmasters Note: Is Bernerd the French Howie Weenis?
Twilight Vixen Revue The TWILIGHT VIXEN REVUE
The Twilight Vixen Revue dazzles audiences with a repertoire of classic Broadway favorites, jazz standards and showgirl allure. Sharp dancing and exquisite costumes come together in an unforgettable line-up. You may travel from the Kit Kat Club in Berlin, away to the Cotton Club, on to the Hot Box Revue, to a Pirate ship or a Saloon from the old West. This spangled queer septet makes a sparkling but tasteful spectacle wherever they appear, taking audiences back to a golden age. www.twilightvixen.com
Slick Bois SLICKK BOIS
SFDK11 WINNERS TROUPE
The Slickk Bois first came onto the Sacramento Drag scene on October 16th 2005. From a humble beginning of four, we have grown in members, style and content. We stand for LGBTQ equality within the realm of human rights. We will soon be dragging ourselves all over the states to perform for as many as humanly possible.
JACK DUP
SFDK12 BEST LIVE PERFORMANCE
While he may not be a tall drink of water - he's more like a shot of whiskey. Jack Dup knows how to treat the ladies. He's delighted the audiences with his stand up around San Francisco, auctioned off dates with Lusty Ladies at the Lex, and made the women swoon at the Russian River Women's Weekend Kickoff Party. This southern boy will show you what it means to be a sensitive guy, so you just might not notice the devil inside.
SEYMOUR SINN
SFDK12 BEST LIPSYNC
Seymore Sinn has landed! From the planet of Transexual, in the galaxy of Transylvania, he has come to take over! Earth girls beware.
PAPI COCK
The Bad Boi Buttercup
This handsome kid was one of the Momma's Boyz -- SFDK10's Winning TROUPE and King Kaliente winner 2005. A self described ever loving fag hag of Jay Walker & The Cockivores, Papi can also be caught dropping his pants with The Cock Rockers, The Bent Boys and other various bad bois of drag. As a young drag prince in LA, Papi got into his mama's make-up & perfecting facial hair became a lifelong obsession. From Glitterglam to Bad Ass, Papi brings it. We enthusiastically await Papi Cock's performance as a Solo participant in SFDK 12. www.myspace.com/kingpapicock
LOUIE LUXURY
SHERWOOD SUCK
Sherwood Suck got his start as official "organ cleaner" for founder and High Priest of the Church of Satan, Anton LaVey. Sherwood says: "I relish in the art of shock, and look forward to eating...I mean meeting you all!"
WHACKED WILLY RYDER
Mr. Club Casanova ‘97, Freaky Performance Artist Pervert, Drag King Extraordinaire. When he’s not gracing the stage at clubs like: DragStrip, Club Casanova, Trannyshack, Cabaret Verdalet and Club Slick, you can usually find him waving his willy around for someone to suck at The Eagle, Kinky Salon, Sin, Bondage-a-Go-Go, Hole In The Wall, Folsom St. Fair...etcetera...you name it; he’s done it! drag-king.com/willy.html
PETER PANZY
SFDK10 2nd RUNNER-UP SOLO KING
Peter Panzy is an emerging drag performer. Mr. Panzy AKA. Mim is best known as a visual artist contributing works to Fresh Meat in the Gallery, The Center for Sex and Culture, Kinky Phylum, City Art Cooperative and Splitculture Gallery. Peter revels in all forms of creative expression and absolutely refuses to grow up!
AFRODISIAC
SFDK11 2nd RUNNER-UP
AfroDisiac is a San Francisco native. He rocked the mic with The Chicago Kings for 2 years as Daddi Long Strokk, and appeared as Jr. with The Momma's Boyz. He's torn up stages from S.F Gay Pride Main Stage, Trans Stage, to the infamous IDKE and Great Big. As a performance artist, this cat is still keeping the crowd hype with his all LIVE and lip sync Hip Hop and R&B shows; traveling all over the States and Canada spreading the love of music and performance art.
PRINCESS HOO HAH
SFDK10 SUPERMODEL
Pomeranian Goddess.
SKEETER
JUDGE
Judge, Dyke Daddy, '92, is the strong, silent type. When he's not hard at work at Mr. S. -- he's out performing & supporting community events like SF Fetish Ball, Folsom St. Fair, SFDK...

Watch out, this guy really knows the ropes!
ALOTTA BOUTTE'
SPECIAL GUEST
Straight from the womb to the lime light, this lady's been performing since her first breath. The first stage she set foot on was in church, but we all know what happens when good Catholic girls grow up. Itching for her own little niche in this glamorous world, she went searching for a place that was right for her. She found it in the stories of her moonshinin' grandpa and brazen matriarchy. Alotta relished her rich creole family history and the dirty blues of the deep south. All of that was then refined in her queer as hell family, vibrant with drag of all kinds. You can find this bawdy, brassy, juke-joint mamma performing with class and sass with Harlem Shake Burlesque and solo throughout the city. www.harlemshakeburlesque.com
Dr. Chains
DR. DON EVERETT CHAINS
SFDK9 2nd RUNNER-UP
Dr. Chains trained abroad as a colorectal specialist. Upon his return to the United States, he was accused of smuggling and detained at Guantanamo Bay. Dr Chains found magic during his sojourn in the Caribbean, and he now practices illusions in discreet locales.
fresh white FRESH WHITE
SFDK4
aka Barry "Fresh" White started doing Drag in DC in 1987 to raise money for the National AIDS Foundation doing Luther Van Dross, Lionel Richie and Hip Hop King Drag. He is the founding Drag Father of Black Magic, a Temptations tribute group. He's got such a great singing voice sometimes it's hard to tell whether he's singing live or lipsynching. He also has a heart and soul of gold!
MAX VOLTAGE
SFDK8

as well as Mr. Club Fab '03 was almost banned from his Jesuit University for organizing a Drag show there. ( when will those Catholics admit that the Pope is just a glorified Drag Queen! ) Producer and Star of Portland’s “Uber-Heroes”, Max has also performed with SF's Transformers and RentBoy$. He recently got his masters degree in engineering, so, expect his final performance as reigning SF Drag King to be strategically designed.
Maxamillion MAXAMILLION INCHES
SFDK9 1st RUNNER-UP
New to the SF drag scene, Maxamillion Inches tied for 1st runner up from his debut performance in last year's SF Drag King Contest. Watch out ‘cause Maxamillion made quite an impression. His roots are in San Diego, but his heart is in San Francisco. Maxamillion works both cities in support of his drag king brothers.
PEPINO DE LA PUENTE
Pepino De La Puente is a puto womanizing whore. this latin pool boy will leave your pool clean and wet and ready to dive in he will leave your jaccuzzi hummin with hot bubblin love . he will leave you wanting more more more. he is easy to get and hard to catch. his lovin is muy caliente, this papi chulo is all that.
diamond DIAMOND DAGGERS
This illustrious brood of queer, vigilante vaudevillian teasers has our hot, haught, haute, heads in the stars and our whimsical toes tapping in musical theater. These gay gals n' pals will taunt you with unrivaled comic wit, tempt you with classic chorus-girl charm, transfix you with fiery choreographic precision, thrill you with sublime costumery and leave you begging for more! www.DiamondDaggers.com
CITIZEN KINGS
SFDK11 1st RUNNER-UP TROUPE
SFDK10 1st RUNNER-UP TROUPE
transformers TRANSFORMERS
SFDK9 WINNERS TROUPE